“From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.”
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“When art critics get together, they talk about Form and Structure and Meaning. When artists get together, they talk about where you can buy cheap turpentine.”
“My own business always bores me to death. I prefer other people's.”
“It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”
“Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.”
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JakeThis place has got everything.
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“Before I speak, I have something important to say.”
“Everything's about company. A gourmet meal with an a-----e is a horrible meal.”
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“When people are very quotable, it can make it harder to listen to what they actually have to say.”
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“It just seems awfully mean. But sometimes, the ends justify the mean.”
“Design is a funny word. Some people think design means how it looks. But of course, if you dig deeper, it's really how it works.”
“I think that Obama is very cool. And I think he's clever, and I think he can be witty. But I don't think he's funny in either the way that Reagan was funny - or John McCain and Dick Cheney are both funny in that ruthless, kind of mean way.”
“Flattery is like cologne; water, to be smelt, not swallowed.”
“90% of the game is half mental.”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yogi_Berra#Quota...
“The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and seal.”
“After all is said and done - more is said than done.”
“I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.”
“A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.”
“I have never been hurt by what I have not said.”
“I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.”
“We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.”
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.”
“I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
“I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.”