“You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.”
Author
Yogi Berra
22 quotes
“In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.”
More from Yogi Berra
“90% of the game is half mental.”
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“When you come to a fork in the road, take it.”
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“A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.”
“Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.”
“How can you think and hit at the same time?”
“I don't mean to be funny.”
“You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.”
“It's déjà vu all over again.”
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“Thank you for making this day necessary.”
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“Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't go to yours.”
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“I never said most of the things I said.”
“The future ain't what it used to be.”
“Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.”
“it's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.”
“Texas has a lot of electrical votes.”
“It's so crowded, nobody goes there.”
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“You can observe a lot just by watching.”
“I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?”
“I don't blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to 'em? More power to 'em.”
“A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make one up. I don't make 'em up. I don't even know when I say it. They're the truth. And it is the truth. I don't know.”