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Yogi Berra

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“In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.”— Yogi Berra
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“You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.”— Yogi Berra
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“90% of the game is half mental.”— Yogi Berra
Context:As a general comment about baseball.
Source:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yogi_Berra#Quotations
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“How can you think and hit at the same time?”— Yogi Berra
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“When you come to a fork in the road, take it.”— Yogi Berra
Context:When giving directions to his New Jersey home, which is accessible via both routes after a fork.
Source:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yogi_Berra#Quotations
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“A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.”— Yogi Berra
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“Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.”— Yogi Berra
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“I don't mean to be funny.”— Yogi Berra
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“You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.”— Yogi Berra
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“I never said most of the things I said.”— Yogi Berra
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“The future ain't what it used to be.”— Yogi Berra
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“Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.”— Yogi Berra
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“it's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.”— Yogi Berra
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“Thank you for making this day necessary.”— Yogi Berra
Context:On being the guest of honor at an awards banquet.
Source:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yogi_Berra#Quotations
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“Texas has a lot of electrical votes.”— Yogi Berra
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“Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't go to yours.”— Yogi Berra
Source:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yogi_Berra#Quotations
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“It's déjà vu all over again.”— Yogi Berra
Context:On watching Mickey Mantle and Roger Maris hit back-to-back home runs (for a second time) during the 1960's season.
Source:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yogi_Berra#Quotations
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“It's so crowded, nobody goes there.”— Yogi Berra
Context:On why he no longer goes to Ruggeri's, a St. Louis restaurant.
Source:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yogi_Berra#Quotations
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“You can observe a lot just by watching.”— Yogi Berra
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“A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make one up. I don't make 'em up. I don't even know when I say it. They're the truth. And it is the truth. I don't know.”— Yogi Berra
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“I don't blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to 'em? More power to 'em.”— Yogi Berra
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“I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?”— Yogi Berra