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Michael Scott
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“I am not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”
— Michael Scott
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“It just seems awfully mean. But sometimes, the ends justify the mean.”
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“That what she said”
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“If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.”
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“I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one someday.”
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“No. God no. Please no. No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
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