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“You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things.”— Ken Kesey
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“To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.”— Reba McEntire
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“I had the classic 40 meltdown. I did. It's embarrassing. It was pretty funny. But then I recovered. To me, it was like a second adolescence. Hormonally, my body was changing, my mind was changing, and so my relationship to myself and the world around me came to this assault of finiteness.”— Keanu Reeves
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“Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.”— P. J. O'Rourke
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“It's funny, but you get to a time in your life when you think you have all the friends you will ever have.”— Liam Neeson
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“Very often, I don't make it through moments of recording because it is genuinely funny and absolutely ridiculous that a 60-year-old grown man is making these noises.”— David Ogden Stiers
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“I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time.”— Will Ferrell
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“It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.”— Chuck Palahniuk
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“I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer.”— David Sedaris
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“I was the little, funny one. I felt I was the child among grown women.”— Julie Walters
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“When I was a little kid, I wrote this play about all these characters living in a haunted house. There was a witch who lived there, and a mummy. When they were all hassling him, this guy who bought the house - I can't believe I remember this - he said to them, 'Who's paying the mortgage on this haunted house?' I thought that was really funny.”— Mindy Kaling
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“Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.”— Hedy Lamarr
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“I was a hop-around. I hung out with the rockabilly crew, the guys who were trying to be rappers, the funny kids.”— Katy Perry
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“I wanted to be that quirky girl who writes funny songs that still have meaning.”— Katy Perry
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“It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.”— J. D. Salinger
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“Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.”— Milton Berle
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“Books are funny little portable pieces of thought.”— Susan Sontag
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“People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?'”— Al Yankovic
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“I think the pattern of my essays is, A funny thing happened to me on my way through Finnegans Wake.”— Leslie Fiedler
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“The word 'funny' is a bit like the word 'love' - we don't have enough words to describe the many varieties.”— George Saunders
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“Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine.”— Johnny Vegas
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“I don't really get shaken very much. People could heckle me, a spotlight could go out, I could forget a lyric... I'm not operating on somebody's brain, you know what I mean? So I just think it's all funny.”— Harry Connick, Jr.
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“Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed.”— Neil Gaiman
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“It is funny that men who are supposed to be scientific cannot get themselves to realise the basic principle of physics, that action and reaction are equal and opposite, that when you persecute people you always rouse them to be strong and stronger.”— Gertrude Stein
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“My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.”— Ellen DeGeneres