4 private quotes tagged witty

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“When you come to a fork in the road, take it.”— Yogi Berra
Context:When giving directions to his New Jersey home, which is accessible via both routes after a fork.
Source:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yogi_Berra#Quotations
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“It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.”— Mark Twain
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“It's déjà vu all over again.”— Yogi Berra
Context:On watching Mickey Mantle and Roger Maris hit back-to-back home runs (for a second time) during the 1960's season.
Source:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yogi_Berra#Quotations
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“It's an amazing achievement until you consider that it doesn't actually achieve anything.”— Temperance Brennan
Source:Bones, Season 9, Episode 12. TV.