“It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.”
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“I'm not funny. What I am is brave.”
“Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else's feelings.”
“It's a funny old world.”
“It is funny that men who are supposed to be scientific cannot get themselves to realise the basic principle of physics, that action and reaction are equal and opposite, that when you persecute people you always rouse them to be strong and stronger.”
“Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.”
“God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.”
“It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.”
“To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.”
“It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.”
“You know the funny thing, I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people.”
“I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.”
“There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off.”
“I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat.”
“I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?”
“As I get older, all sorts of things become less funny. Once one has children, any cruelty involving children becomes far less amusing than when one was at the mercy of one's friends' and relatives' children.”
“There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.”
“I had everything I'd hoped for, but I wasn't being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It was strange: The people who loved me for being funny suddenly didn't like me for being... me.”
“It's funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy.”
“A funny thing happens in real estate. When it comes back, it comes back up like gangbusters.”
“I know some people say I can be funny. But there is always a deeper meaning to what I say. I am a socialist at heart and have the interests of the poor in mind. When people see how I manage to work my way out of tough situations, it gives them hope in their own life.”
“My grandchildren are fabulous and funny.”
“Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?”
“I could party in a cardboard box with people who are funny and don't care. For me, it's really about who I surround myself with, so I just try to always be with hilarious people.”