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Joey Adams
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“If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.”
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“If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.”
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“Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.”
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“A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.”
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“Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.”
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“Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'”
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“Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.”
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