Author

Joe Rogan

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“The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.”— Joe Rogan
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“If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.”— Joe Rogan
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“I had a sense of who I was before I got famous.”— Joe Rogan
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“I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.”— Joe Rogan
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“That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.”— Joe Rogan
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“It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.”— Joe Rogan
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“I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.”— Joe Rogan
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“I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way.”— Joe Rogan
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“The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.”— Joe Rogan
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“The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.”— Joe Rogan
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“I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.”— Joe Rogan
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“Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.”— Joe Rogan
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“Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years.”— Joe Rogan