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“Don't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It's like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed.”— David Letterman
“There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.”— David Letterman
“There are few things more liberating in this life than having your worst fear realized.”— Conan O'Brien
“The beauty is that through disappointment you can gain clarity, and with clarity comes conviction and true originality.”— Conan O'Brien
“Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen.”— Conan O'Brien
“Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.”— Burt Reynolds
“The worst part of success is to try finding someone who is happy for you.”— Bette Midler
“After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.”— Bette Midler
“To criticize a person for their race is manifestly irrational and ridiculous, but to criticize their religion, that is a right. That is a freedom.”— Rowan Atkinson
“Age does not bring you wisdom, age brings you wrinkles.”— Estelle Getty