Member profile

alissa

Public collection

Favorite quotes

Newest additions first.

0 0
“Don't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It's like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed.”— David Letterman
2 0
“There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.”— David Letterman
1 0
“There are few things more liberating in this life than having your worst fear realized.”— Conan O'Brien
1 0
“The beauty is that through disappointment you can gain clarity, and with clarity comes conviction and true originality.”— Conan O'Brien
1 0
“Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen.”— Conan O'Brien
0 0
“Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.”— Burt Reynolds
0 0
“The worst part of success is to try finding someone who is happy for you.”— Bette Midler
0 0
“After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.”— Bette Midler
0 0
“To criticize a person for their race is manifestly irrational and ridiculous, but to criticize their religion, that is a right. That is a freedom.”— Rowan Atkinson
0 0
“Age does not bring you wisdom, age brings you wrinkles.”— Estelle Getty