“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.”
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“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”
“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
“Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.”
“Dogs are my favorite people.”
“I have felt cats rubbing their faces against mine and touching my cheek with claws carefully sheathed. These things, to me, are expressions of love.”
“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.”
“Never wear anything that panics the cat.”
“No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.”
“Cats have it all - admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it.”
“The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.”
“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.”
“I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.”
“Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet.”
“Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.”
“Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.”
“I've always been mad about cats.”
“We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.”
“Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.”
“If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.”
“Like all pure creatures, cats are practical.”
“If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.”
“Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.”
“I kind of imagine myself at eighty, a cat lady.”