“I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.”
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“The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.”
“Teach your children how to behave with animals. Adopt a pet. Don't go buy one. Please. That's a sin. Let's get these puppy mills out of business.”
“Cats don't like change without their consent.”
“I really liked the snake that breaks out of the cage in the beginning of the movie. I saw it in real life, and it was really cool. Really big and fat. The owls are cool as well, but you can't really pet them.”
“Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.”
“I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500 pounds but is always fat inside. I grew up poor and will always feel poor inside. It's my pet paranoia.”
“No one ever pretended that shopping for anything is a rational experience. If it were, would there be Fluffernutter? Laceless sneakers? Porkpie hats? Would the Chia Pet even exist?”
“It's a little known fact that one in three family pets gets lost during its lifetime, and approximately 9 million pets enter shelters each year. That's why it's a wonderful thing to get your pet microchipped and registered with your contact information because then they can be located and the owners can track where their pets are.”
“The world spends $40 billion a year on pet food.”
“Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.”
“Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.”
“I love cats because I enjoy my home and little by little, they become its visible soul.”
“I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.”
“One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don't realize there's a lot of craft behind the comedy.”
“Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent.”
“I brought a Border Collie back home to Vancouver from Wales - where some of my ancestors are from - and needed to challenge him in other ways than just being my pet. So I investigated sheep herding and took a few lessons, and decided I was probably learning more than my dog!”
“There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.”
“Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in their affections, predictable in their actions, grateful and loyal. Difficult standards for people to live up to.”
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
“The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.”
“Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.”
“Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.”
“As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.”