501 private quotes tagged humor

“Whether it's viewers of the show or readers of my columns and books, I'm consistently impressed with their wit, humor and insight. That goes for about 95 percent of the audience. The other five percent are why the 'Delete' option and restraining orders were invented.”— Richard Roeper

“Our humor turns our anger into a fine art.”— Mary Kay Blakely

“People with no humor, they're outta my life.”— Patti LaBelle

“The rejection that we all take and the sadness and the aggravation and the loss of jobs and all of the things that we live through in our lives, without a sense of humor, I don't know how people make it.”— Marlo Thomas

“I love poking fun at myself. I have a rather mean sense of humor.”— Alton Brown

“I think that sense of humor is important in marriage. A sense of humor gets people through marriage.”— Kyle Chandler

“Sometimes a scene may be about one thing, and it may end up still being about that, but the emotionality of it comes from somewhere else, or the humor of it comes from somewhere else, and it gives it that real-life quality.”— Kyle Chandler

“The darker the film, the more vital everyone's sense of humor is on set.”— Eric Bana

“You know, I'm Australian, and we have got the worst sense of humor. We are cruel to each other.”— Steve Irwin

“I have wit in my work and a sense of humor, but I do not use irony in any way.”— John Zorn

“I find intelligence sexy. I find a sense of humor sexy. I find sensitivity sexy.”— Nicole Appleton

“If I ever have sex with someone I might be able to develop a sense of humor.”— Kate Beckinsale

“I realized women and humor were linked very closely.”— Craig Ferguson

“Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike.”— Trey Parker

“We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment.”— Bil Keane

“I just am a snob when it comes to humor.”— Courteney Cox

“One of my favorite things about 'Star Trek' wasn't just the overt banter but the humor in that show about the relationships between the main characters and their reactions to the situations they would face there was a lot of comedy in that show without ever breaking its reality.”— J. J. Abrams

“I'm lucky that my real-life Mom has both a great sense of humor about herself and an amazing ability to slip into complete denial if the subject matter gets a little too close to home.”— Cathy Guisewite

“There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.”— Sinclair Lewis

“I wore goofy hats to school and did musical theater. Most people thought I was a dork. But if you have a sense of humor about it, no one can bring you down.”— Zac Efron

“Tony and I had a good on and off screen relationship, we are two very different people, but we did share a sense of humor, we now live in different parts of the world but when we find ourselves in the same place it is more or less as if there had been no years in between.”— Roger Moore

“Cathy was the first widely syndicated humor strip created by a woman. The strip was pretty revolutionary at the time not only because it starred a female, but also because it was so emotionally honest about all the conflicting feelings many women had in 1976.”— Cathy Guisewite

“There's always a source for humor.”— Calvin Trillin

“If you're that hypersensitive about color and don't have a sense of humor, don't marry out of your race.”— Laura Schlessinger

“The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons.”— David Sedaris