“If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle.”
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“I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.”
“Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day.”
“I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am.”
“That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny.”
“I read a lot of scripts that I just don't find very funny.”
“When I was a kid I didn't feel like I fit in because - this is really silly and I probably shouldn't say it, but, I didn't think anything was funny. So I used to go home and literally cry to my mom and my step-dad at the time and I didn't think anything was funny. I couldn't laugh.”
“Life is funny and it is interesting how we make it as serious as possible.”