“Do I have a long-term plan? Kind of. I have a general direction, I think. But it's funny what comes down the pike.”
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“The people I grew up around who I really liked were quick on the draw. It always just wowed me. And my mum would make weird funny comments. I can see in myself her self-deprecating, hippie humour. I can't take myself too seriously.”
“I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go.”
“I was so afraid to even read a paper in front of my classmates. It is very funny because at that point my teachers would never have believed that I could speak in front of an audience of over 2,000 people.”
“It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.”
“If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.”
“It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body.”
“As soon as you are trying to be funny or dramatic, that's when things start feeling fake and boring.”
“What's funny is that the idea of popularity - even the use of the word 'popular' - is something that had been mostly absent from my life since junior high. In fact, the hallmark of life after junior high seemed to be the shedding of popularity as a central concern.”
“I mean I've seen 3D films so far and I think it's a long way to go before they replace actors. It's a funny thing with 3D, I haven't quite got it yet. Yet.”
“Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons.”
“Chris Hemsworth is like Christopher Reeve in that he can do two things: he can wear a big red cape without a shred of self-consciousness. But he's also funny as hell, and he's so sweet. So with all the fish-out-of-water stuff, he's so funny. So he does almost two jobs in a way.”
“I like funny guys and those, for some reason, tend to be nerdy guys.”
“The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock.”
“I was a hop-around. I hung out with the rockabilly crew, the guys who were trying to be rappers, the funny kids.”
“I wanted to be that quirky girl who writes funny songs that still have meaning.”
“I'm a pretty funny guy, and I would love to do a comedy with a bunch of funny guys - movie-star guys, where they could help me through it.”
“You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things.”
“I don't think I'm funny.”
“It's funny, but you get to a time in your life when you think you have all the friends you will ever have.”
“Books are funny little portable pieces of thought.”
“It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.”
“Very often, I don't make it through moments of recording because it is genuinely funny and absolutely ridiculous that a 60-year-old grown man is making these noises.”
“I had the classic 40 meltdown. I did. It's embarrassing. It was pretty funny. But then I recovered. To me, it was like a second adolescence. Hormonally, my body was changing, my mind was changing, and so my relationship to myself and the world around me came to this assault of finiteness.”