Author

Ron White

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“When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.”— Ron White
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“Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane.”— Ron White
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“There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.”— Ron White
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“I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.”— Ron White
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“The next time you have a thought... let it go.”— Ron White
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“I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.”— Ron White
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“I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.”— Ron White
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“I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.”— Ron White
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“I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.”— Ron White
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“You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.”— Ron White
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“I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow.”— Ron White
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“People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic.”— Ron White
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“But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It's like anything else. It's a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.”— Ron White