Kin Hubbard

“If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.”

“There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?”

“Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.”

“A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.”