Kevin James

“It's always cool to meet people who can do things that you have no capacity to do.”

“As American as an apple is and as American as baseball is, they don't go together. You can't be chewing an apple at a baseball game. You've got to let go of the diet that day.”

“For some reason and I don't know why, but I don't think that I'm funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere.”

“Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.”

“Teachers have a chance to mold someone, inspire them. I hope all teachers realize that.”

“I want to do movies that I'm proud of where my kids, at some point, can see and I can feel comfortable sitting there watching it with them. And just that move people. That make people feel a little bit better about themselves when they leave the theatre.”

“I had many teachers that were great, positive role models and taught me to be a good person and stand up and be a good man. A lot of the principals they taught me still affect how I act sometimes and it's 30 years later.”

“I just want to put some positive stuff out there. If it works, great. If it doesn't, no problem.”

“Just me onstage with a mike having an intimate relationship with the audience. I don't get nervous for that. I just get excited.”

“I had my boy in Boston on Easter Sunday. That kills me, from a sports perspective. He's a Boston baby and I'm a New York guy.”