Helen Rowland

“Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them.”

“Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.”

“Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.”

“Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.”

“And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.”

“When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.”