Craig Bruce

“It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.”

“Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat.”

“It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.”

“It's funny how most activists are pacifists.”

“Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it.”

“Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed.”

“Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration just think how many bombs that would buy!”

“Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.”

“It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult.”

“Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.”