Author

Ambrose Bierce

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“Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.”— Ambrose Bierce
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“Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization.”— Ambrose Bierce
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“Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.”— Ambrose Bierce
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“Forgetfulness - a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.”— Ambrose Bierce
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“Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.”— Ambrose Bierce
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“Who never doubted, never half believed. Where doubt is, there truth is - it is her shadow.”— Ambrose Bierce