“I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns.”
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“Make measurable progress in reasonable time.”
“It's only when we truly know and understand that we have a limited time on earth - and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up, we will then begin to live each day to the fullest, as if it was the only one we had.”
“When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars.”
“As people are walking all the time, in the same spot, a path appears.”
“Instead of worrying about what people say of you, why not spend time trying to accomplish something they will admire.”
“Honesty is the cruelest game of all, because not only can you hurt someone - and hurt them to the bone - you can feel self-righteous about it at the same time.”
“Live one day at a time emphasizing ethics rather than rules.”
“I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn't earned most of what I achieved because it came so fast.”
“Acting is a nice childish profession - pretending you're someone else and, at the same time, selling yourself.”
“Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.”
“There is no room for second place. There is only one place in my game and that is first place. I have finished second twice in my time at Green Bay and I never want to finish second again.”
“I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.”
“We have time, there's no big rush.”
“The next time some academics tell you how important diversity is, ask how many Republicans there are in their sociology department.”
“The senses deceive from time to time, and it is prudent never to trust wholly those who have deceived us even once.”
“I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: 'Checkout Time is 18 years.'”
“You cannot run away from weakness you must some time fight it out or perish and if that be so, why not now, and where you stand?”
“If you have time to whine and complain about something then you have the time to do something about it.”
“Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.”
“The first time that I performed as an actor was the first day on the set of 'The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.'”
“No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.”
“To help a friend in need is easy, but to give him your time is not always opportune.”
“For a long time I tried to manage an honesty and openness about my personal life because I'm human and I'm normal - well, semi-normal.”