“It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy.”
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“To this day I don't ever remember seeing a pet inside Moscow, I never saw anyone carrying a dog, or leading a dog. Err I finally saw a, a pet some years later in Kiev, so I thought that life must have been, different.”
“And I strongly believe people should rescue dogs, or, at the very least, listen to Bob Barker and have your pet spayed or neutered.”
“One of my biggest pet peeves is that I just don't like it when characters do things that are funny to the writer, but you don't know why they're doing it and it doesn't make any sense.”
“I always pet a dog with my left hand because if he bit me I'd still have my right hand to paint with.”
“I was in three academic clubs, a huge book worm and the teacher's pet. I was kind of an easy target for bullies.”