“Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples.”
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“I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.”
“On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after marriage, but on close examination it will be found that it is a mere adjustment to the inevitable.”
“Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife she has thought much worse things about you.”
“Love in marriage should be the accomplishment of a beautiful dream, and not, as it too often is, the end.”
“When I get married, it'll be no secret.”
“When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned.”
“I like getting married, but I don't like being married.”
“I enjoy being single, but I loved being married.”
“In a happy marriage it is the wife who provides the climate, the husband the landscape.”
“Like everything which is not the involuntary result of fleeting emotion but the creation of time and will, any marriage, happy or unhappy, is infinitely more interesting than any romance, however passionate.”
“Marriage is an institution fits in perfect harmony with the laws of nature whereas systems of slavery and segregation were designed to brutally oppress people and thereby violated the laws of nature.”
“Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”
“A so-called happy marriage corresponds to love as a correct poem to an improvised song.”
“Marriage, it seems, confines every man to his proper rank.”
“It's not always been a happy marriage. I guess I wanted a quick fix.”
“If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.”
“When a marriage works, nothing on earth can take its place.”
“Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.”
“Marriage is a mistake every man should make.”
“If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.”
“For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end.”
“Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.”
“The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.”