“All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.”
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“A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.”
“He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.”
“Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them.”
“There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.”
“Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.”
“When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.”
“A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.”
“There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.”
“Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture.”
“The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.”
“Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about.”
“I think women are natural caretakers. They take care of everybody. They take care of their husbands and their kids and their dogs, and don't spend a lot of time just getting back and taking time out.”
“An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.”
“A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.”
“If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.”
“Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of husbands. Remember all men would be tyrants if they could.”
“Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.”
“The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.”
“A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.”
“Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder.”
“A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short.”
“In marriage there are no manners to keep up, and beneath the wildest accusations no real criticism. Each is familiar with that ancient child in the other who may erupt again. We are not ridiculous to ourselves. We are ageless. That is the luxury of the wedding ring.”
“All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.”