“And God help Bruce Springsteen when they decide he's no longer God... They'll turn on him, and I hope he survives it.”
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“But suppose God is black? What if we go to Heaven and we, all our lives, have treated the Negro as an inferior, and God is there, and we look up and He is not white? What then is our response?”
“I'm an atheist and I thank God for it.”
“The highest reward that God gives us for good work is the ability to do better work.”
“If I had to choose a religion, the sun as the universal giver of life would be my god.”
“Zen does not confuse spirituality with thinking about God while one is peeling potatoes. Zen spirituality is just to peel the potatoes.”
“Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'”
“In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you.”
“The very impossibility in which I find myself to prove that God is not, discovers to me his existence.”
“Flowers are the sweetest things God ever made and forgot to put a soul into.”
“We cannot fashion our children after our desires, we must have them and love them as God has given them to us.”
“Because one doesn't like the way things are is no reason to be unjust towards God.”
“It is impossible to imagine the universe run by a wise, just and omnipotent God, but it is quite easy to imagine it run by a board of gods.”
“From the solemn gloom of the temple children run out to sit in the dust, God watches them play and forgets the priest.”
“It is not a God, just and good, but a devil, under the name of God, that the Bible describes.”
“If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.”
“God isn't compatible with machinery and scientific medicine and universal happiness. You must make your choice. Our civilization has chosen machinery and medicine and happiness.”
“If God dropped acid, would he see people?”
“I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.”
“God asks no man whether he will accept life. That is not the choice. You must take it. The only choice is how.”
“Your idol is shattered in the dust to prove that God's dust is greater than your idol.”
“Conscience is God present in man.”
“The word is the Verb, and the Verb is God.”
“To you, I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.”