“Comedians walk out, get a feel for the crowd. If it's not going good, we change directions. If we got to drag your momma into this thing, we will. Whatever we got to do.”
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“Believe it or not, lots of people change their majors and abandon their dreams just to avoid a couple of math classes in college.”
“I didn't think that college math was for me. I didn't think I'd be able to hack it. And that perception of math not being for girls, not being for girls who see themselves as socially well adjusted has got to change.”
“I like to change characters and then, slowly I believe the audience treat me as, like an actor who can fight. It's not like an action star.”
“The signs of outstanding leadership appear primarily among the followers. Are the followers reaching their potential? Are they learning? Serving? Do they achieve the required results? Do they change with grace? Manage conflict?”
“I'm a typical middle child. I'm the mediator. The one that makes everything OK, puts their own needs aside to make sure everybody's happy. It's hard to change your nature, even with years and years of therapy.”
“I really think the Patriot Act violates our Constitution. It was, it is, an illegal act. The Congress, the Senate and the president cannot change the Constitution.”
“If the shoe doesn't fit, must we change the foot?”
“Unless it's a specific accent, or something about physicality you have to change, I am generally not such a conscious actor.”
“The more specific idea of Evolution now reached is - a change from an indefinite, incoherent homogeneity to a definite, coherent heterogeneity, accompanying the dissipation of motion and integration of matter.”
“In science the important thing is to modify and change one's ideas as science advances.”
“The notion that Congress can change the meaning given a constitutional provision by the Court is subversive of the function of judicial review and it is not the less so because the Court promises to allow it only when the Constitution is moved to the left.”
“Instead of focusing on that circumstances that you cannot change - focus strongly and powerfully on the circumstances that you can.”
“I think the way to change it is to handle issues individually when it's essential to do so.”
“I used to be a Catholic. I left because I object to conversion by concussion. If you don't agree with what they teach, you get clobbered over the head until you do. All that does is change the shape of the head.”
“If I was a woman, I would be dressed in the same thing for a month and just change my hat and gloves. Maybe my shoes too yes, I see what you mean but, really, it's jewels that change an outfit.”
“I like progress but I hate change.”
“All cities do face similar, significant trends in the future... most importantly global warming and climate change.”
“A dog that has rabies probably will do things it wouldn't do if it didn't have rabies. But that doesn't change the fact that it has rabies.”
“Because primarily of the power of the Internet, people of modest means can band together and amass vast sums of money that can change the world for some public good if they all agree.”
“One of the advantages of moving quickly is if you do something wrong you can change it. What technologies tend to do is they tend to make a lot of mistakes... but then we go back and aggressively attack those mistakes - and fix them. And you usually recover pretty quickly.”
“I love change, I need it.”
“Cats don't like change without their consent.”
“One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.”