683 private quotes tagged car

“I did this Super-8 film at art school called 'Tissues,' this black comedy about a family whose father has been arrested for child molestation. I was absolutely thrilled by every inch of it, and would throw my projector in the back of my car and show it to anybody who would watch it.”— Jane Campion

“You know, it's amazing. I don't even have a car, would you believe it? I had a motorbike and it got stolen last year. So I've got to buy another one of those, I suppose. I can treat myself to that.”— Michael Fassbender

“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.”— Prince Philip

“My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.”— Erma Bombeck

“Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.”— Erma Bombeck

“Just as your car runs more smoothly and requires less energy to go faster and farther when the wheels are in perfect alignment, you perform better when your thoughts, feelings, emotions, goals, and values are in balance.”— Brian Tracy

“Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.”— Erma Bombeck

“My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.”— Tim Allen

“Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.”— Erma Bombeck

“I rememeber one time we were getting ready to go to South America and everything was packed up and in the car ready to go and I hid and I was crying because I really did not want to go, I wanted to play. I did not want to go.”— Michael Jackson

“But my passion is racing cars. It's what I like to do in my off time.”— Mark-Paul Gosselaar

“You look at the steamboat, the railroad, the car, the airplane - not all of these were invented in the Anglo-American world, but they were popularized and extended by it. They were made possible by the financial architecture, the capital intensive operations invented and developed by the Anglo-Americans.”— Walter Russell Mead

“Perhaps people, and kids especially, are spoiled today, because all the kids today have cars, it seems. When I was young you were lucky to have a bike.”— James Cagney

“(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car.”— Tallulah Bankhead

“Never have more children than you have car windows.”— Erma Bombeck

“In Japan, they have TV sets in cars right now, where you can punch up traffic routes, weather, everything! You can get Internet access already in cars in Japan, so within the next 2 to 3 years it's gonna be so crazy!”— Glenn Danzig

“We're in a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit.”— David Suzuki

“The preparation, commitment and desire to win will be no less than the last time I drove a grand prix car in anger.”— Nigel Mansell

“Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.”— P. J. O'Rourke

“To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'”— Rita Rudner

“I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It's the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is 'Delete.'”— Elayne Boosler

“American stuntmen are smart - they think about safety. When they do a jump in a car, they calculate everything: the speed, the distance... But in Hong Kong, we don't know how to count. Everything we do is a guess. If you've got the guts, you do it. All of my stuntmen have gotten hurt.”— Jackie Chan

“It seems to me I spent my life in car pools, but you know, that's how I kept track of what was going on.”— Barbara Bush

“Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car.”— Laurence J. Peter

“When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible - cowards and fools.”— Russell Baker