“I often buy myself presents. Sometimes I will spend $100,000 in one day in a posh boutique.”
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“My biggest hero, Gregory Peck, was my birthday present on April 14, 1973. I just sat and stared at him.”
“The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays. The special effects people will put a little explosive in the cake so it blows up in their face - that's always fun to play on a guest star, or one of the trainees or someone who's new.”
“To my surprise, my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s, and I wouldn't wish my teens and 20s on my enemies.”
“When I turned 60, it didn't bother me at all.”
“We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.”
“I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party.”
“I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.”
“I quit high school on my birthday. It was my senior year and I didn't see the point. This was 1962, and I was ready to make music.”
“Only then, approaching my fortieth birthday, I made philosophy my life's work.”
“I had a birthday one night on a farm we were shooting on. I walked into the tent, and there were 150 people waiting for me, all wearing masks of my face.”
“My mother asked me what I wanted for my birthday, so I said I wanted to read poetry with her.”
“Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?”
“In 1993 my birthday present was a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame.”
“I'm amazed. When I was 40, I thought I'd never make 50. And at 50 I thought the frosting on the cake would be 60. At 60, I was still going strong and enjoying everything.”
“When I was little I thought, isn't it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it's July 4th.”
“This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.”
“I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.”
“I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up.”
“Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.”
“Just hit my 75th birthday, I'm feeling great!”
“I'm most comfortable in my birthday suit.”
“It's odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You'll have a nice time, then two years later you'll be like, 'There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?'”
“Some people won't go the extra mile, and then on their birthday, when no one makes a fuss, they feel neglected and bitter.”