“How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?”
Topic
birthday
158 quotes
Voices on birthday
“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.”
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“I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.”
“The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity.”
“About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm.”
“The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.”
“There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.”
“With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.”
“God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.”
“I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.”
“The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.”
“Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.”
“I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'”
“A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.”
“For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.”
“You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
“Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.”
“The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.”
“A gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present.”
“To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.”
“Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.”
“My best kiss was on stage. Kelly Rowland from Destiny's Child gave me a really nice soft kiss on my lips during a performance on my birthday. It was amazing.”
“I've got some incredible fans actually - so loyal and they make me birthday cards and Christmas cards. I got this package of poems and artwork based around the songs. They've got this thing called 'Floetry' where they all have to put in artwork. They've set up their own competitions and stuff which is kind of amazing.”
“And currently, there are four to five new works in the pipeline for upcoming celebrations such as the Sydney 2000 Olympics, Australian Federation, my 50th Birthday, and Sydney Dance Company's 25th Anniversary.”
“The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.”