Russell Baker

“Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.”

“You can always tell folks from nonfolks. Folks like to feel good, like to smile for the camera when there's a big photo opportunity for a really good cause.”

“Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things.”

“Strategic thinkers were naturally rattled to find this outsider fooling around with their work. They had been thinking strategically when Reagan was just another movie actor playing opposite a chimpanzee, for heaven's sake. They think Reagan is too naive, too innocent, to grasp the intellectual complexities of cold war strategy.”

“Americans like fat books and thin women.”