Joel Osteen

“You may never get to that perfect world that you're waiting for where everything's going to be perfect and you got that much money and your house paid off.”

“There's pros and cons of a big church. Cons is I don't get to know everybody, I don't get to go to their ballgame, I don't get to marry everybody, but the pros are you get all this community, 800 ushers come in to serve, getting there at 7 in the morning on their day off and coming in on Saturday to make all those wafers.”

“I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights.”

“Sometimes what works 40 years ago doesn't work today.”

“We were old sinners - but when we came to Christ we are not sinners anymore.”