Bill Watterson

“Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.”

“I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.”

“The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.”

“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.”

“Mothers are the necessity of invention.”

“It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.”

“Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.”

“Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.”

“Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating the mind; it's like a car battery - it recharges by running.”

“It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.”

“Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.”

“Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?”

“That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.”

“There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.”

“So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.”