Author

Bill Watterson

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“God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.”— Bill Watterson
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“The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.”— Bill Watterson
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“Mothers are the necessity of invention.”— Bill Watterson
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“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.”— Bill Watterson
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“Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.”— Bill Watterson
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“I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.”— Bill Watterson
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“It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.”— Bill Watterson
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“Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.”— Bill Watterson
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“Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.”— Bill Watterson
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“It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.”— Bill Watterson
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“Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating the mind; it's like a car battery - it recharges by running.”— Bill Watterson
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“Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?”— Bill Watterson
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“Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.”— Bill Watterson
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“That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.”— Bill Watterson
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“There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.”— Bill Watterson
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“So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.”— Bill Watterson