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Mark Twain Quotes

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"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness."

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"Language is a city to the building of which every human being brought a stone."

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"Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it."

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"Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."

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"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."

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"Always do right - It will please many people, and amaze the rest."

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"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics."

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"Get the facts first. You can distort them later."

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"The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and seal."

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"If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything."

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"Quitting smoking is easy. I've done it a thousand times."

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"It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt."

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"I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough."

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"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."

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"Never let your schooling interfere with your education. "